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Christmas Tree Jokes
Which former president planted the most Christmas trees? Wood-row Wilson
What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties? Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow…
What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather? Its shadow.
What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed? It started his own branch.
How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you!
How did the two rival Christmas trees get along? They signed a peace tree-ty!
How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!
What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape? A treeangle!
What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy? Orna-mints!

More Christmas jokes at Good Housekeepings' 86 Funny Christmas Jokes That Are Tree-mendously Hilarious